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BIG FONTS PWN YOUR FLIST

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:58:03 GMT

I'll be moving over to telephonication, now.

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bf

Mon, 20 Mar 2006 21:19:41 GMT

omfg Devin's here!

This is SO amazing.g

Sat, 31 Dec 2005 10:29:04 GMT

2005 was great. I'm welcoming the new year just as long as it doesn't kick me in the ass, later. I've had enough of being booted around to let 2006 do it to me, too.

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 03:36:22 GMT

My nose keeps bleeding. I'm afraid at this rate, I'll be a shriveled up prune by the end of the night.

Erika!

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 22:53:53 GMT

Believe it or not, I just ran into the lead singer of The NY Rel-X at Petsmart. She has a daschund and she was getting him groomed while complaining to my mother and I that he always rips off the bandana when they get home. You have no idea how happy I was. I must have looked so stupid. She's talking about her dog's bandana and I'm smiling ear to ear thinking about when I saw her in concert. She said she liked my hair. I smiled some more.

A big thank you to my dog for being smelly and in need of a bath at the same time her dog did.

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 03:33:48 GMT

this is master..and im the coolest bitch to walk this god forsaken planet..

tati is my property..i own all the construction rights to her bum

aloha bitches

I FOTTED AND YOU'RE RETOTTED

Cut.

Wed, 04 Aug 2004 19:15:53 GMT

If you have been taken off my list, it's because you have been suspected of trading my secrets for cocaine over the border of Mexico. I hope you have a nice life.

notmymamiya

Sun, 25 Apr 2004 05:33:34 GMT

Friends Only.